"It was your fault!! You shoved me first!" Veronia screamed. "Liar! You're always lying!! You never stop lying! You pushed my hand away! Liar!" spewed Vernita. "Ladies, ladies, please" said the sheriff. "Oh shut up, Pete, who asked you?!" Veronia and Vernita hollered in unison. "Actually, it was Gil and Nona Merthon next door who …
A Coffee State of Mind 