Getting Ready for Christmas

A huge snowstorm! It’s a snowpocalypse! There hasn’t been a storm like this since the big one in 1978, or 1967, or 1919! The heavens may run completely out of moisture!

Snow plows will be of no use! Snow blowers? Don’t make me laugh. Salt? Pllleease!

We may not be able to get out until May! The kids will probably never go back to school. Not this year.

I’m out of breath just typing this! I can’t imagine being a weather person trying to talk about this volcanic, cyclonic, hurricanic, tornadic, blizzsnocopy headed this way!

When it’s all over, the line is usually, “Well folks, we dodged a bullet on this one!”

Christmas goes on!

Happy Holidays everyone!

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